I was browsing web and came across wikipedia entry on lolcat bible.
can you imagine John 3:16 which sounds like..
16So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?
- John 3:16 
If I've mastered Lolcat language, i could start reading lolcat bible .