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Why do People Hate Durians?

Well.. in my thoughts.. they hate it because:
1. They want to look 'high-class' that durians are of lower class people
2. They have strong, bad BO. They are afraid that the durian smell will be part of their BO
3. They have bad digestive system, that makes them FART and BURP durian smell
4. They don't flush their toilets -> that makes durian smell all over their toilet bowls
5. They dont want to dirty their hands while holding the durian
6. They are stingy. Durians are costly King Fruits.
They rather pluck free rambutans from other people's house.
7. They dont' know how to open the durian shell (even though the durian sellers would do it for us now)
8. They are aneroxic people, who thinks that eating some Durians will make them fat.

From writing this, I think I would end up offend most of the durian-haters.
Kudos to the durian-lovers.
Btw, I'm not a durian-lover. I'm a neutralist.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Durians are yummy!How can durian be low class when it's the king of fruits and expensive?! The best part of durian is to lick your fingers after eating, much better finger lickin' good than KFC! The only setback is the aftermath of eating... otherwise, it's fantastic!
23/7/08 2:33 PM
meiyi said…
anonymous - janice kah!?
yes... u like to burp and fart durian!

well.. relaly, i feel some ppl feel that it's a LC (LOW CLASS) THING.
23/7/08 11:22 PM
cat said…
Great. I was eating something that was initially very delicious...before I started reading this post.XD NEUTRALIST HERE TOO
24/7/08 9:14 AM
meiyi said…
what were u eating then!?
24/7/08 10:21 AM
cat said…
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24/7/08 10:40 AM
cat said…
Bread....with Nutella and whipped cream. Its the only thing I've been eating almost all week. It cant be the most healthy diet. Will blog about it one day. I think it deserves that much. Haha
24/7/08 10:41 AM
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